What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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