So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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