No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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