Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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