honey bunches of taint.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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