walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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