i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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