WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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