I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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