Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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