Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
