As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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