At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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