Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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