The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My dick has a subreddit
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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