U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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