So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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