Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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