My brain says no but my pants say off.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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