Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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