You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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