hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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