Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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