How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She bit a glass in half.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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