Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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