'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
This house was built for laser tag.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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