I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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