used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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