I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
