We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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