I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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