Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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