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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner

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you want to re-phrase that?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.

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(310): View more from California

once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.

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(845): View more from New York

Drunk

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Deyhxbr

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Fucaerrrrr

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(260): View more from Indiana

If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny

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(240): View more from Maryland

I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods

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