don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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