I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
This is my gift to your gina
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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