Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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