i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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