im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
whose parrot is this?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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