No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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