How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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