That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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