another moral hangover. fuck.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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