If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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