yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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