It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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