So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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