Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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