3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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