Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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