There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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