So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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