i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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