i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize