for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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