I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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